Now I don’t generally write about what’s on the front of the papers for the same reason that I never care to look at patterned toilet paper, but on this particular occasion I happened to be venturing past the toilet paper stand on my way to the toilet (how apt) on my latest visit to Sainsbury's and couldnt help myself. A couple of front pages stood out; one was Boris promising to send Poland some tanks so that Poland could give the Ukraine some Polish tanks as the Polish tanks are similar to the Ukraine tanks, so should be easier for the Azov batallion to work out how to use them to obliterate what’s left of the Donbass because, having told us how the brave Nazis had been holding off the entire might of the small number of Russian children Putin could muster to do his bidding and play his role in Western civisation collapse, it now appears there is a danger that Russia could win the war and so now we must get involved. Ahhhh shit.… if only we’d all seen that coming.
I am digressing here somewhat.
“WHAT THE FOOOOK HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH JUSSIE SMOLLETT!!!”
All right, calm down, calm down. The second rag of arse wipery that caught my eye was today’s The Sun, and their headline describing a threat to Harry Maguire, that if he didnt leave Manchester United, a maniac would detonate 3 bombs at Harry’s House. This threat came in the form of an email sent to Harry's agent. I’m assuming this email was sent anonymously because, well, you would wouldn't you, I mean, I would, particularly if I was a government operative.
Those across the pond might not be familiar with English footballer Harry Maguire, he made a big money move to Manchester United a few years back and went all big time Charlie but now it seems his ego has started to effect his form and he’s been the target of abuse from his own fans for a while now.
Harry has had to move in with a fellow player and his family have moved to a safe house. This is a terrible situation for him and his family, particularly as he probably doesn’t even know he’s being set up to play the Jussie Smollett role in the UK’s war against internet anonymity. Poor Harry is a decent footballer when he’s not thinking he’s Paulo Maldini, but one thing he’s not is the sharpest tool in the box, or he’d figure this out for himself. Come on, are we really supposed to believe that there is a Manchester Unites fan out there with the intelligence to make a homemade smoke bomb, let alone 3 actual bombs, then get past a really good security system and set up remote detonation. Most United fans I know can barely tie their own shoe laces.
But seriously, this is either a 10 year old having a laugh, or a government ploy, and it’s no different from a year or so ago when a few black players refused to take the knee before games because it wasn’t working, as they were still getting 1 anonymous idiot on twatter calling them racist names when they posted their banal post match “The boys all did well today, bring on next weekend” bullshit that they think anyone cares 1 iota about.
So now the floss eyed masses will be more socially engineered in to believing that we must not have anonymity online, which means that, when the government tie in our Internet pass with our Central Bank Digital Currency via our global digital ID, they will think it’s great, and that, now we have the government knowing every single thing about us, we are all safe and isn’t that lovely.
Sorry, i’m just conspiracy theorising again. Still, at least when it does happen, we will have a government to be trusted with power, and that really looks after our freedoms, and puts us before their own avarice and ambition, and the desire for total control by Charles and Klaus.
I mean, imagine that power in the wrong hands…..
Theory: Jussie Smollett, UK Style
My dog woke up and came over to join the fun...I laughed that hard. He fails to appreciate your nuanced reference to patterned tp. His loss. I enjoyed it. Muchly.
I, too, got a real boost out of reading this post, from the very first line. And being one of those gits from across the Pond, I still can appreciate patterned toilet paper, especially in the loo. But I really can't imagine how anybody is going to really be able to monitor every fookin thing we do, say, or wipe, connected to our abandoned bank accounts or whatthehellever. Cheers! Great post. ^_^