Football trials and fribulations Might just spoil the celebrations Just another well kicked goal In the vacuum of this dammed hell hole They’ve got a blank space and they’ve written your name Serving your purpose in the sacrifice game America’s biggest ever pie Has come under the gaze of Horus’ eye Out of love for her Pfizered beau Came running home for the halftime show Crashing home on the Nippon Express Miss American Pie in Satan's dress Just like the King, whose wearing a frown Ready to abdicate his thorny crown Goodbye to America’s Rose For a while there you held good prose As Willy prepares his crown of thorns In this time of ever diminishing newborns Who knows what we can expect to see As they Usher in the misery So we could be in for a traumatic weekend The sort of stuff that could send you round the bend Should the levee break and it all comes to pass Hand me the whiskey and rye and a fucking big glass
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I didn't even know it was "stupor" bowl time until someone told me yesterday. Good grief. The NFL is woke beyond repair. Demonic rituals during halftime. Ads for every kind of evil "medication" on the planet including "vaccines". And the people who are fans of this pathetic ritual are supposedly the most ardent patriots we have to offer. Seriously? Wake the ef up!
Great poem! I am a FORMER football fan... Maybe high school fb is still okay?
It's a jaded, faded, faded, jaded thang.
But...
IT AIN'T OVER TIL THE FAT DOG SINGS.