LinkedIn Wally
Anyone else getting tired of this clown show?
Hey everybody, I’ve come to save the day I’m better than everyone of you, in every single way So take my advice, and soon you’ll see How to become a workplace celebrity I’ll lift you up with my inspiring words And proudly promote the plainly absurd Im displaying my virtues for all to see Offsetting my carbon buying third world trees I follow advice from the Government without fail Those unvaxxed fools should all be in jail! The world’s on fire! We’re the earth’s disease! Now worship the NHS and get on your knees Good golly Miss Molly, it’s the LinkedIn Wally A bellend creation of their imagination’s folly Never in my life have I seen such a fool Over which, sad numpties, fawn and drool Carefully cultivating a cunty persona Admiring themselves with their self placed corona But the wanky, Marxist, corporate slut spiel Only serves to perform a vacuous reveal Just look at you there with your double barrelled name But you’re just a clown who’s desperate for fame Your pronouns declared, and you’re ranking first A sorry, sticky product of Satan’s jiz burst Who knows who you blew to get where you are Or the reaming you took, to get that gold star Your diminished soul is far from opaque You sorry wannabe, nob headed fake When you shit, you still wipe your own arse And you’ll wither and die, like the rest, as times pass You’ll get to the gates, and find them locked tight As you’re a self serving, narcissistic, insidious blight
If nothing else Rob Dubya, it is a pleasure to get educated on how to tactfully and politely use expletives and crassness (is that a word?) in a way that really drives a point home! Ha! Yes... I'm tired of the clowns as well... and their ridiculous show.
Hey, Rob Dub,
You know I love you furry much, but I do take some offense when MEN talk about other MEN and insult them by calling them things like "cunt" and "slut."
These are understood to be Feminine Insults, which seem furry unfair to me, as in,
"what the hellllo did WE do to become the insult of a MALE?"
If you're talking about WOMEN, insulting them as something feminine makes much more sense.
But from this perspective, I donut rememble EVER hearing a woman insult another woman by calling her a "dickhead" or a ... say, a "dead sperm." Okay, I made that last one up, but... woof!