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The Word Herder's avatar

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Love this! And especially the farting chocolate kisses!!!!!!!!!

Someone, I donut rememble the name, if I ever knew, said this:

"Get moving! Because really, you don't want to leave your ass-print in the sands of time."

^_^

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Rob Dubya's avatar

I've noticed that I had a couple of peeps unsubscribe after this puplication (i know, they are fucking mental).one of them was Bilbos Bitch. Ive been trying to discuss stuff with him and he just turns in to a little prick, i mean,i know thats his special schtick but come on. I was winding him up along with boostershots then i told him he'd like my latest and he should get the email when i publish. Clearly he thought it was aimed at him, which was quite astute, as it kind of was 🤣

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The Word Herder's avatar

Mebbe you'll get some new subscribees, I shared this post. ^_^

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Rob Dubya's avatar

Ahh, thanks Jaan

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The Word Herder's avatar

The pressure is mine. ;)

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Rob Dubya's avatar

Marvelous quote. Actually, i stole chocolate kisses from a garfield book i had as a child 😁

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The Word Herder's avatar

I'll never tell. 😆

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jean's avatar

Just a hitch hiker dropping in. Thanks, Jean

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Rob Dubya's avatar

You're welcome Jean, stay for the party, we're a nice crowd in here 🥳

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Little.Lambsie's avatar

Effing AWESOME 😎 and a must share.

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Rob Dubya's avatar

🤣 Thanks D. I have to admit, i was actually laughing to myself while writing it.

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Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

It is funny all the way through.

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Rob Dubya's avatar

Thanks Cairn, i love your name BTW. My wife allways tells me that I have a deafening eye roll.

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Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

My mother always warned me that my face was too expressive.

As a teenager I tried to turn off my face.

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Rob Dubya's avatar

We should never turn our faces off, thats how we say the things we're not supposed to say.

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Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

I'll have to hunt out the comments from BB.

She and I have had a few run-ins. And she has gone back to reply to old old comments of mine to try and troll me.

How I initially upset her was by suggesting that she goes by two Substack names. Someone something like Clarence ... But I forget the name.

Now I would not be surprised if she has lots of noms des keyboards.

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